For Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, and every day through Christmas Day, we’re running the same sale because we’re too lazy to come up with different sales for each of those days. We’re making all of our paperback books and all of our badass comfy T-shirts $9.99! (Upside Down 666…you get the point.) In addition, our hardcover books are $14.99, and all our stickers are $1! If you’re not a reader, so what. Get a book anyway. They’ll look nice on your shelf, and people will think you’re intelligent. They also make great gifts or whatever. Use them to level a wobbly table. Store and use them as kindling and makeshift toilet paper during the upcoming apocalypse and dystopian hellscape. I honestly don’t care. Considering the ever-diminishing literacy rate in America, we’d probably be lucky to be able to give them away.
Happy Holidays, everybody.
Joseph D. Newcomer 