Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.
The Importance of Accidental Moments
Arts & Craps
Poop is almost always funny, but there are some things you just don't joke about. My own special brand of parenting.
Despite All The Rage
Why the caged rat whispers, fear-mongering vs. self-delusion, and other useless Simile.
Market Pacifier
Bulls, Bears, and Binkies, Oh My! Our ever-falling standards for what we consume. Ask not what's best for you and your family, ask what's the best thing you can afford.
One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Terminus (A Litter Nation)
End 2021 with my satirical, bold predictions for 2022. Happy New Year!
Joseph D. Newcomer 