Somewhere in the back of our minds, we remember watching Scooby Doo, and we realize people are the real monsters.
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Somewhere in the back of our minds, we remember watching Scooby Doo, and we realize people are the real monsters.

Just maybe, some things should affect you.

So far as I’ve been able to discern, we’re only really here to try to entertain ourselves until we’re no longer here.

Hard work only begets harder work. Good fortune and privilege are rewarded with greater fortune and further privilege. If you are unlucky, do the least amount of work as possible. There is still a chance you may get lucky, but luck has never been given in trade for our most harrowing labors, and you will [...]

Thanks to the support and nominations of so many wonderful people who appreciate my writing, I have officially been nominated for Phoenix Magazine's Best of the Valley Reader's Choice Best Author for the second year in a row. Actual voting is now open. You can vote for me once a day today through May 19.