Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.
The Importance of Accidental Moments


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Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.

Why the caged rat whispers, fear-mongering vs. self-delusion, and other useless Simile.

Bulls, Bears, and Binkies, Oh My! Our ever-falling standards for what we consume. Ask not what's best for you and your family, ask what's the best thing you can afford.

End 2021 with my satirical, bold predictions for 2022. Happy New Year!

This is either the greatest lie of which we’ve ever convinced ourselves, or it is simply the hardest truth we’ve come to understand.