A Mississippi educator fired for reading I Need a New Butt. We are living in a renaissance of stupidity.
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The Great American Drive-Thru
“Welcome to America. Can I take your order?” “Um, yeah, I’ll take the truth and a side of compassion.” “Sorry, we’re all out of those, but we do have a ton of bullshit opinions and conjecture. Don’t worry though, it’s like the same thing at this point, anyway.” "Can I add bacon to that?" "Sorry, [...]
The Meek Denouement
Once upon a time, a bunch of take-no-shit savages built big business from the ground up. Their only care was for success, succeeding at capitalism, and they did. They accomplished creating products and services that the public needed or creating a need for the products and services they made with a complete lack of regard [...]
Society Exhumed (The Curse of Liberty)
One evening, before I knew him as well as I know him now, before I fully understood when he was being sarcastic or pulling my leg, my friend, Chris Ottena, told me it was his opinion that The Mummy was the greatest film trilogy of all time. Now, I was pretty intoxicated, so there’s a [...]
Armageddon ad Metum
We want nothing more than for the darkest parts of our minds to be validated. We beg for the justification of others. We need to believe our most horrific thoughts are based in sanity. The sick memory of grammar school embarrassments guides us to clump together in our irrational hate and fear. There are many who [...]
Joseph D. Newcomer 