What is “time” anyway, Daddy? ... GO TO BED!
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What is “time” anyway, Daddy? ... GO TO BED!

We're like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants.

Take a dip in the Conspira Sea with my satirical contribution.

Simultaneously living in parallel universes and my 5-year-old's thoughts on religion. Read more or listen in the blog or find The Thought and Other Absurdities Podcasts most places you listen to podcasts.

Truth. Lies. What's the difference? More of our tradition of insanity with a little extra confirmation bias. Read it in the blog or listen to it on The Thought and Other Absurdities Podcast right here and most places you find podcasts.