Have we ever considered that maybe we haven't met time travelers from the future because there isn't a future?
Goldfish Arsonists From The Future


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Have we ever considered that maybe we haven't met time travelers from the future because there isn't a future?

What is “time” anyway, Daddy? ... GO TO BED!

We're like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants.

Take a dip in the Conspira Sea with my satirical contribution.

Simultaneously living in parallel universes and my 5-year-old's thoughts on religion. Read more or listen in the blog or find The Thought and Other Absurdities Podcasts most places you listen to podcasts.