We’re all teaching our kids that they should be tougher, so they can deal with the a**holes of the world, when they should all just be taught not to be a**holes.
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We’re all teaching our kids that they should be tougher, so they can deal with the a**holes of the world, when they should all just be taught not to be a**holes.

Children are evil geniuses.

Ari turns 5. I'm as sad to say goodbye to year 4 Ari as I am excited to welcome whoever year 5 Ari will be.

It’s just random, uncontrollable, chaotic moments, some better than others.

I’m stoked to announce a new project that I am currently working on with the very talented Alfred Donovan Stewart. We are collaborating on a children’s book about making s’mores, because, who doesn’t like s’mores? If you don’t, you’re killin’ me, Smalls. Anyway, I came up with the concept while eating S’mores Cereal (which if [...]