“Welcome to America. Can I take your order?” “Um, yeah, I’ll take the truth and a side of compassion.” “Sorry, we’re all out of those, but we do have a ton of bullshit opinions and conjecture. Don’t worry though, it’s like the same thing at this point, anyway.” "Can I add bacon to that?" "Sorry, [...]
The Great American Drive-Thru
Joseph D. Newcomer 