“Welcome to America. Can I take your order?”
“Um, yeah, I’ll take the truth and a side of compassion.”
“Sorry, we’re all out of those, but we do have a ton of bullshit opinions and conjecture. Don’t worry though, it’s like the same thing at this point, anyway.”
“Can I add bacon to that?”
“Sorry, no substitutions.”
“But what about freedom?”
“You have the freedom to choose if you want to eat or not.”
“Uh, okay, I guess. Do you guys have Coke or Pepsi?”
“We only carry Flint, MI tap water. Would you like that Super-sized?”
Joseph D. Newcomer 
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“That will be $600.00. Please drive around.”
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