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The Importance of Accidental Moments

on January 21, 2022January 21, 2022 By Joseph D. Newcomer 4 Comments

Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.

Sasquatch in a Public Urinal

on July 22, 2021July 22, 2021 By Joseph D. Newcomer 7 Comments

A rare, metaphorical, public restroom, Bigfoot sighting.

The Importance of Accidental Moments

on March 22, 2021March 23, 2021 By Joseph D. Newcomer 2 Comments

There are times in life that we are reminded of the invaluable importance of a moment. Brief, fleeting, murmurs of time seem insignificant, but they are anything but. We may never understand this as clearly as when the invaluable nature of the moment of difference between making it to the bathroom just in time and making [...]