Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.
A rare, metaphorical, public restroom, Bigfoot sighting.
There are times in life that we are reminded of the invaluable importance of a moment. Brief, fleeting, murmurs of time seem insignificant, but they are anything but. We may never understand this as clearly as when the invaluable nature of the moment of difference between making it to the bathroom just in time and making [...]