humor – Joseph D. Newcomer

The Importance of Accidental Moments

on January 21, 2022January 21, 2022 By Joseph D. Newcomer 4 Comments

Time is relative... to how badly you need to go to the bathroom.

Arts & Craps

on January 18, 2022January 18, 2022 By Joseph D. Newcomer 24 Comments

Poop is almost always funny, but there are some things you just don't joke about. My own special brand of parenting.

Thought & Other Absurdities Podcast Now Streaming

on August 3, 2021August 2, 2021 By Joseph D. Newcomer

A couple of weeks ago, I launched the Thought & Other Absurdities Podcast where I'll be reading all of my blog posts to you with some special bonus material. Please check it out, subscribe, follow, drop a review, & share it with your friends who might like it and on social media. Click the buttons [...]

Sasquatch in a Public Urinal

on July 22, 2021July 22, 2021 By Joseph D. Newcomer 7 Comments

A rare, metaphorical, public restroom, Bigfoot sighting.

For Love of the Shame

on July 15, 2021July 16, 2021 By Joseph D. Newcomer 2 Comments

Living is a terribly humiliating proposition. If you make it through a single day without embarrassing yourself or feeling mortified for someone else, you’ve absolutely beaten the odds.