Vocational Advocation

Every so often, not nearly often enough, I try to consider all of the things I’ve done, choices I’ve made, paths I’ve chosen for the better or worse; all of the terrible and wonderful bullshit which has built this life and those which have chipped away at its meaning. I consider the irrational and grounded [...]

Perception is Purgatory

How long before we become so callous that we no longer recognize hell?  Sometimes, life is the gift we would like to believe we deserve.  Other times, it is the most elegantly designed of all the tortures; the one which we actually, wrongfully believe we deserve.

Sasquatch in a Public Urinal

As I stand in front of the tenth floor, public, workplace urinal, I am terrorized by a litany of self-imposed rhetorical questions: Who is shedding pubes at such a prolific rate? Was this even an accident? Are there humans who prune their pubes in the work bathroom urinal? Is this natural shedding or do they [...]