We're like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants.
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We're like stubborn toddlers in a power struggle to not wear our pants.

Take a dip in the Conspira Sea with my satirical contribution.

Simultaneously living in parallel universes and my 5-year-old's thoughts on religion. Read more or listen in the blog or find The Thought and Other Absurdities Podcasts most places you listen to podcasts.

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Killing it in The Afterlife. Believe in what you like, but don't pretend to know.