HGTV Barbie

In my opinion, the Barbie Dreamhouse bathroom is a huge waste of square footage. I mean, not a single one of the dolls has a butthole. And while we’re at it, get rid of the kitchen. These people can’t eat, their mouths don’t even open. Christ, use all of that extra space to make the tiny ass pool bigger. Barbie barely fits in the pool by herself, how in the hell are Skipper and Chelsea supposed to get into it too. Honestly though, I guess they don’t really even need a house at all. 

-Thoughts you have when you start losing imagination to age, and you write social commentary, but you also have a 4-year-old, and you’re a new home owner.