Children are evil geniuses.
Night Owl in the Apple Tree


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Children are evil geniuses.

I want to teach my daughter to be a free thinker, to question authority, to be self-actualized and independent. I also want her to brush her teeth and go to F$@&ING BED at 7:30. I think when I say to her, “Ari, I’ve read you 6 books, you had two glasses of milk, we rocked [...]